::Today::

I took the kids bowling today for the first time.
 I spent a whole $3.50 for three games and three pairs of shoes.
They played Bon Jovi and I had some serious High School flashbacks.
Lunch was greasy bowling alley food.
I wish the bowling alley was completely stuck in the 70's instead of just half-way out.
We were in Lane 24 and the ball got stuck almost every other frame.
The worker loved us for that.
Now I want to go on a double date to the bowling alley, drink beer and listen to bad music.

The rest of the day will be spent in the air-conditioned house.
The humidity is horrible and has been for a couple of weeks now.
There is a heat advisory again today.
The afternoon will most likely involve sitting in front of the tv and eating popsicles.
I'm done trying to think of things to do that doesn't  involve sitting in front of the tv.
It's just too hot.
I give up.

The kids are now going out back and getting roly-poly bugs and crickets, putting them in jars and bringing them back into the house.
I know this means they will be loose in the house within the half hour but I really don't care.
It's too hot. I'm over it.

Bowling alley lighting is not the greatest and is quite possibly the worst.
It makes for not -so-good pictures.
Tell me, what are you doing to keep your sanity in this heat? Or rain?
Just please don't tell me it's 80 where you are with a nice breeze.
And if you do, just act like you're sick of it or something.