FORTY. 40. Forty?!

I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month.

I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month.

I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month. 

I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month.

I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month.

I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month.

I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month.

I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month. I do not turn 40 this month.

Ahhhh.... *%$# crap.

Yes I do.

I do.

What?!

I thought I just turned, like...34?

Forty.

It sounds so old.

I'm too immature to be forty.

No more 30's?

Is this the end?

Unbelievable... like, I'm actually in denial...

How can this be?

No, really.

Full-on mid-life crisis, here I come...

Help me.

Forty?

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